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May 23 2018

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bulbasaur-propaganda:

Cutest Bulbafusions

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takahashiyoshikazu:

You already know, cherry blossoms above the meguroriver 🌸

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liberalsarecool:

Texas shooter was not a victim. He built bombs at home. He wore swastikas. He wore a ‘born to kill’ shirt.

The shooter had a father who never taught him to respect women. Shooter had a father who did not lock his weapons.

The whole TX killer family needs be used an an example of systemic failure.

wombatking:

newtgeiszler:

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

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philosophybitmaps:

“Outside of that single fatality of death, everything, joy or happiness, is liberty.” – Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus

May 22 2018

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johnny-ignition:

katswenski:

Hello there. 

My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!

@theshuffles

thememacat:

terfzilla:

“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”

I want this tattooed on my face

Hitting that reblog button hard and fast

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miss-malaphor:

spaffy-jimble:

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”

fuckthisshittheyrealltaken:

outosumi:

Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

oooOOOOOoOOOHHHHhhH SSssHHhIIITTtT

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profeminist:

Theo Nicole Lorenz‏: “My 73-year-old aunt wrote a poem about my pronouns in her church writing group and it’s the sweetest thing”

“This person I know
Wants to be called a they.
It could bring us much closer
To see them that way.

It’s a strange thing to think
And harder to day,
But they is so happy
when the effort is made.

For all the theys and thems
It is this I pray,
We be kind and accepting
And just let them be they.”

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